The Greatest Day of My Life (Until the Incident)
I finished my masterpiece, wept into my tail, and declared myself a literary goddess.
Then I stubbed my toe on a rock so emotionally aggressive it canceled joy for the rest of the day.
I Saw Him Once (and Then Bought Berries Like an Idiot)
by Vixie the Fox, reluctant romantic, full-time emotional hazard I saw him once.At the edge of the farmer’s…
I Tried to Roast an Eggplant and It Ruined My Life
by Vixie the Fox Today I roasted an eggplant.It felt like a metaphor.Everything does lately. I cut it…